sábado, 7 de agosto de 2010

Celulitis en el pene (o la importancia de la salud bucal)

Durante años hemos sido educados para comprender la importancia de los sanos hábitos alimenticios, cepillarse los dientes regularmente, utilizar hilo dental y hacerse controles periódicos con el odontólogo, pues son vitales para la buena salud... del pene de nuestro compañero sexual.

La celulitis, entendida no como la acumulación del tejido adiposo bajo la piel (conocido mal casi exclusivamente femenino) sino como su fiel etimología indica "inflamación de la células" (del latín cellula "diminutivo de celda, célula" y el sufijo griego -itis "inflamación"), hace referencia a una dolorosa afección del tejido que cubre el órgano genital masculino.

La piel de los genitales y la de los párpados (en realidad, esos no nos importan mucho ahora) son las más delgadas del cuerpo, con un grosor de aproximadamente 0.5 mm. En pene en particular, por su función de proveer placer, está cubierto de miles de terminales sensitivas... lo cual también puede ocasionar mucho dolor. A las recomendaciones habituales de cuidado con el zipper, no te hagas tantas chaquetas y no lo intentes en hoyos en la tierra, se suma una: promueve la higiene bucal, sobre todo entre las mujeres, sobre todo entre tus compañeras sexuales, sobre todo entre las que tendrán tu hombría en la boca.

El 90% de las parejas jóvenes heterosexuales (y casi el 100% de las homosexuales) incluye en sus relaciones íntimas el sexo oral, por cual la existencia de lesiones provocadas por el roce de los dientes, piercings, aparatos de ortodoncia o hasta por mordidas arranca-cabezas es alta, pero sólo los casos más graves llegan al urólogo.

Las heridas por sexo oral son catalogadas por los médicos como potencialmente destructivas pues existen más de 42 especies bacterianas distintas que habitan normalmente en la cavidad bucal y se transmiten con la saliva, el riesgo aumenta un poco cuando existe gingivitis y un poquito más con aquello de la sífilis, hepatitis B y C, tétanos, tuberculosis, herpes y VIH. En los casos menos graves no pasará de una irritación, pero si la lesión es lo suficientemente profunda para provocar celulitis es necesario consultar al médico de inmediato, porque ése es tan sólo el primer síntoma de una infección provocada por estreptococos, estafilococos y otras bacterias menos populares que también terminan en coco. Si quieren ver algunas fotos feas de intervenciones quirúrgicas donde se drena el pus generado en la infección de un par de penes y, de paso, leer un informe médico sobre la celulitis peneana, den click aquí (yo no me responsabilizo ni pago los posibles daños que el vómito sobre sus computadoras pueda causar).

Pero, por favor, eviten traumatizarse; la felatio es una de las cosas más placenteras para los hombres y las mujeres también (mujeres que disfrutan hacer sexo oral y ver los ojitos en blanco digan 'yo'). Mi única recomendación al respecto es evitar relaciones sexuales y bucales con personas consideradas de alto riesgo, como prostitutas, drogadictos, homosexuales promiscuos... y... con aquellas chicas que cuando escuchan 'hilo dental'... piensan en una tanga.





¡Compártelo!


27 comentarios:

JUAN dijo...

UMMM, YA TE DIJE LO QUE PIENSO ACERCA DE ESA INCLUSION DE HOMOSEXUALES PROMISCUOS JUNTO A DROGADICTOS Y PROSTUTUTAS, TODO LOM DEMAS ESTA MUY BIEN... TENDRE MAS CUIDADO AHORA, JAJAJA

Anónimo dijo...

Coño si si si son riquisimos, ya que se me caiga pero habra valido la pena y el pene mmmmm seeeeee.

Artur dijo...

1º Creo que voy a cuidar más mi pene y el de mi compañero sexual cuando lo hubiere...

2º Hay que recordar que todos estamos expuestos a todo, lo que hay que hacer para evitar estas cosas es informarnos de los riesgos y de las prevenciones de los mismos.

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